I wonder if God has already picked the winner for the SuperBowl...
I mean with all these douchebags (read: Kurt Warner and Donavan McNabb) thanking God after each playoff victory, God's got to be picking a side right? One team wins, the other goes to their own personal frozen hell- a long and miserable, cold, cold winter, with nothing to keep them warm except their failure.
Yeah Kurt, God was wasting time making sure you got one more shot at a ring while people across the world suffer, the global economy continues to implode, Salmonella was destroying our hopes for a PB&J sandwich, and Melky Cabrera negotiated a salary INCREASE after getting demoted to AAA in 2008!! Its a god-damned miracle God has time to do anything else.
I hope God gets his priorities right, and starts doing his job after predetermining the outcome of this final game of the NFL playoffs SuperBowl.
Did I mention Kurt Warner is a douchebag among douchebags?
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I dunno. I think your meat prediction is way off. I'm laying 4 to 1 against. The first one doesn't even make even money.
I wonder if God has already picked the winner for the SuperBowl...
I mean with all these douchebags (read: Kurt Warner and Donavan McNabb) thanking God after each playoff victory, God's got to be picking a side right? One team wins, the other goes to their own personal frozen hell- a long and miserable, cold, cold winter, with nothing to keep them warm except their failure.
Yeah Kurt, God was wasting time making sure you got one more shot at a ring while people across the world suffer, the global economy continues to implode, Salmonella was destroying our hopes for a PB&J sandwich, and Melky Cabrera negotiated a salary INCREASE after getting demoted to AAA in 2008!! Its a god-damned miracle God has time to do anything else.
I hope God gets his priorities right, and starts doing his job after predetermining the outcome of this final game of the NFL playoffs SuperBowl.
Did I mention Kurt Warner is a douchebag among douchebags?
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