Welcome, 2009. If you're anything like your drunk, neglectful parent -- 2008 -- you're gonna be one crap year. I'm gonna make some really bold predictions and say here's what we have to look forward to:1. More shenanigans from Gov. Rod Bla-go-take-a-sh*t-on-the-democratic-process-evich.
2. A real shite year in the Middle East.
3. A real shite year for the economy.
4. A slow trickle of news about people who invested with Bernie Madoff. Would the media just give us a complete list already? (Did you hear about Kevin Bacon? I bank with Chase, that is owned by JP Morgan, that runs some funds for rich people, that invested with Bernie Madoff, who swindled Kevin Bacon. 5 degrees. Actually, I can do it better than that, but it's completely off the subject. It involves a girl I knew in college and a little kid whose parents forced him to take singing lessons.)
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