Friday, January 2, 2009

The Round Mound of Fellatio

Per the smokinggun.com:

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail.

This man is my new hero. And yet I feel very bad for Charles. I mean, 45 years until he finally gets a decent blowjob?
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3 comments:

Unknown said...

The fact that it took an NBA susperstar 45 years to get his best blowjob is unreal.

Whats next - the Jonas brothers get arrested for coming out of the closet?

Anonymous said...

What's a blowjob?

Anonymous said...

I just love how he was joking around trying to get the DUI tossed... and the fact that he was just like - dude i picked up a chick right over there and she gave me the best bj ever... just wanted another one...

awesome... Thank you Charles... Thank you.

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