You can run a car on human fat. Making fun of fat people because you know they can't catch you is just not gonna work anymore. So stop doing it until I come up with a solution. We may be needing their copious amounts of blubber to achieve energy independence. So for now, be kind to them, tell them they'd look better if they ate more Twinkies, and write down some fat jokes and keep them secret until we get solar and wind up and running.
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