Many of you may have heard of Sweden's famous ICEHOTEL. Or not. Anyway, it's a hotel made entirely of ice for people who don't like to keep warm. It closes every year after March because -- well, because the damned building melts and evaporates.Pterodactyl Puke has decided to enter this lucrative market, but we will be offering a surely superior product: an Air Hotel. Yes, a hotel made entirely of air, with a floor made entirely of dirt. But we we're not calling it AIRHOTEL like the pretentious Swedes would. We call it 'Kansas.'
Now just as we were plunging headfirst into this venture, we learned that ICEHOTEL is expanding their portfolio of rich people-swindling products to offer trips to space. So, in order to compete, we will be offering time travel back to the 1980s. We're calling it 'Sweden.'
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Let me know how you do.
I've have marveled at the photos of the ICEHOTEL, impressive. I'm looking forward to a similar reaction to AIRHOTEL. I'm particularly interested in the time travel back to the 80's. I lost a treasured ring back then and hoping your offer of time travel will help me to locate it. I wish you much luck with your venture.
I think someone has beat you to that because I heard in the news that the tornadoes swirled it away. :)
Can you make reservations for the AIRHOTEL through Priceline?
@Phuck - It will be in our quarterly report.
@Me-Me - All treasured rings in the past are property of Pterodactyl Puke Enterprises, LLC.
@bettyl - Sure, the walls can seem unstable an sometimes they can roar and swirl like a jet enginer, but we assure you, the structure is sound and probably permanent.
@Shawn - No reservations necessary, just cross into the space and sleep where you want to. Payment will be collected upon entry. Deadbeats will be smacked around.
I will be responsible for said smacking around of deadbeats. So will T-Rex. He be-ith a bit more bulbous than I.
Air hotel - great idea ...
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